March 2012
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Pretty sure my roommate is re-cleaning the bathroom. Thanks dude. Also blasting country music. About to off myself.
I spend an hour cleaning the bathroom tonight
and my roommate comes in and goes, “What the hell happened in here?” and starts bitching about how I left the bath mat outside the door because it needs to be washed and I was cleaning the bathroom floor. Okay, you’re welcome. That’s the last time I ever clean anything again.
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Cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
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