February 2012
25 posts
4 tags
Pretty sure my roommate is re-cleaning the bathroom. Thanks dude. Also blasting country music. About to off myself.
I spend an hour cleaning the bathroom tonight
and my roommate comes in and goes, “What the hell happened in here?” and starts bitching about how I left the bath mat outside the door because it needs to be washed and I was cleaning the bathroom floor. Okay, you’re welcome. That’s the last time I ever clean anything again.
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Cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
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m0arcoffee asked: Anything involving HIMYM is a good night in my opinion
Cast me as any role in any musical!!!! →
thesadhobo:
stevencopp:
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good...
i’m hilarious
January 2012
88 posts
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
wheremyheartgoes:
mrc316:
fearlesslylovingyou:
christinemgaul:
stupid thing.
omg i can’t risk it
whyyyyyy
i hate this why did i have to look at it.. i can’t take any risks.. love my daddy
sorry followers don’t hate meeee
this is not gonna happen and i dont even know why i’m doing this at allllllllllllllllllllll
Sorry but
I think it’s lame when guys in bands put their employment status on Facebook as “(instrument played) in (band name)”.
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I miss the breeze of the summer air, the sunlight...
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I have tried and tried
I still cannot find any good sleep
Did you think that I would go on not noticing?
Your intentions are too sweet but you don’t want to listen to me
Would you rather us complete this misery?
There’s a hole in this story
There is something that I haven’t seen
And for now, you want to keep it to yourself
But if you’re lonely, tell me
You’re being a shitty friend and I’m not just going to sit here and not say anything.
